WELCOME TO TWINGLE-VILLE!

(While I was in the shower & he's standing outside expecting to be entertained)


K: "Mommy, it looks like you're growing a baby in there."

M: Feigning difficulty hearing due to the shower... "What?"

K: "It looks like you're growing a baby in there."

M: Trying diversionary tactics.... "Where? In the shower?"

K: "No, in your tummy."

M: Silence.
M: "So what would you think of that?"

K: "Well we're NOT gonna be changing any diapers because we'll be doing homework."

M: "You won't change diapers? We thought that'd be your job."

K: "Nope, I'm gonna be doing homework because I'LL BE IN FIRST GRADE." (Strutting around)

M: "So you get homework in first grade?"

K: "Yep."

M: "Does that sound like fun?"

K: "More fun than changing poopy diapers."


I think the child is on to us.